Subtlety is dead, and so is your grip on normal social interaction. The "I Have Rabies" tee is for those who thrive on shock value, deranged energy, and the occasional feral sprint through a parking lot. Clean design meets unclean vibes on this soft, comfy cotton tee that screams “don’t pet me” without saying a word (except for the words printed on it, obviously).
Product features - Unisex jersey short sleeve tee - Manufactured in a humane and sustainable way by Bella+Canvas
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
